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At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

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I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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I’m only dead on the outside.

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Time needs a speed limit.

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

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Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

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Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.