Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

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Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

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Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.