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So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

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All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

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Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

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Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

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Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

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My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

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So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.