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If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

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A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

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Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

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People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

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Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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“What do you do for a living?” I do my best.

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Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

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The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

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I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

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What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

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Women are like apples; I like biting them.

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Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

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Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

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