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  • I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.
  • Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?
  • Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.
  • I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.
  • Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.
  • If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.