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Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

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Why settle for an undertaker when you can have a host mortem instead? 🕵️‍♂️💀 It's the ultimate party for the dearly departed! 🎉 #DeathlyDelightful

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged death, host, humor, irony, mortem, undertaker, wordplay on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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