Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem? Commentary:Why settle for an undertaker when you can have a host mortem instead? 🕵️♂️💀 It's the ultimate party for the dearly departed! 🎉 #DeathlyDelightful Related Funny Posts 🤝 I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled. After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk. An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit. Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange? Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
