Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

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Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

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I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

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If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

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If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

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How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

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Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

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I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.