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Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

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Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

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Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

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I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

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We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

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You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

Going viral on YouTube:

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

Just landed via Reddit:

Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

Shared recently on Threads:

Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

Live now on X:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Thank God for headphones and day dreaming.

Going bananas on Slack:

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

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Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

10 shares on Discord this month:

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

29 shares on Slack this month:

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

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Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

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When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

82 shares on Messenger this month:

If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

92 shares on Discord this month:

No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.

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Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

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Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

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Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

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Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.

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A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

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Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

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I really can’t wait until it all works out.

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Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

Just landed via TikTok:

Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

Breaking via Slack:

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

Shared recently on X:

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Shared recently on Discord:

It’s so beautiful when two real perverts find each other.

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You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

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You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

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