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People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

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I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

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Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

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Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

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Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

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Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

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Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

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One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

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I can show you the stars, we just have to stand up really fast.

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I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

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I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

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“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

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Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

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I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

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When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

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My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

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Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

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Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

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Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

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I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

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The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

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Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

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You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

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Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

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Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

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British people be like “YouChube.”

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You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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