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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

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My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

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I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

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Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?