You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

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When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

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Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

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I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

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Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

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The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.