You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon c… Commentary:"Life's too short to worry about semicolons; just confidently sprinkle them around like confetti at a punctuation party! 💁♂️🎉 #SemicolonConfidence" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence. Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell. Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional. I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me. When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.