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You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes
You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.
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You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

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