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Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

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Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

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Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

Shared recently on X:

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

Spotted on TikTok:

Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

Trending via Threads:

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

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Funny quote about French onion soup making you act silly and mischievous.

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79 shares on Messenger this month:

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

89 shares on Threads this month:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

49 shares on X this month:

All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

20 shares on X this month:

Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

55 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.

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Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

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I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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Just landed via Facebook:

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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Everyone loves a little silent treatment on the weekend.

Seen just now on Threads:

People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

Just shared via Telegram:

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Just shared via TikTok:

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Spotted on Reddit:

They’re making me do work at work.

Trending via Snapchat:

Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

Trending via Snapchat:

Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

Making waves on X:

A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

We’ve historically done extremely well with regime change, so this should be a piece of cake.

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

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A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

Keep the laugh going 😂

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

We’ve historically done extremely well with regime change, so this should be a piece of cake.

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

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