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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

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Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

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The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

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One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

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Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

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Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

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If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

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To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

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(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.