A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

Commentary:
“Oh, the endless string of ‘whys’ from a toddler – a surefire way to test your knowledge and patience! 🤔👶 Embracing the ‘why’ phase is like staring into the vast abyss of curiosity, with only your wits and Google to guide you! 😂🔍 #EndlessInquiries #ToddlerWisdom”

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