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I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

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Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

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If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

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Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

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Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

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Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

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I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

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A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

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Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

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A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

Coffee is better when you have no work.

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I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

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All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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