A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

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Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

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Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

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I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

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To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

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Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

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Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.