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Who needs a therapist when your keyboard is ready to listen? 💻🛋️😂
Author Archives: slickboy
wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest
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Embracing the no-bra, big-shirt life—where comfort is high fashion and freedom is a style choice! 😎👕🕺
Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.
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Just when you thought it was safe to enjoy the weekend, here comes Monday creeping in like a ninja! 😅⏳🕵️♂️
A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.
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Pretending to be a pirate at the grocery store keeps life spicy! 🏴☠️🛒🙃
When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.
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Sounds like you just unlocked the secret to achieving inner peace! 😂🤐🙏
Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.
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Sending this text is like mixing both astrology and strategy into a single message—call it "ex-ceptional planning" 🤔🎂💌
You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.
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"Ah yes, the movie where cinematic history meets accidental sunburns! ☀️😂🎬"
The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.
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It's like group therapy, but with pointing fingers! 😂👉🫵
Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.
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Feeling "peaked" about this correction? Join the club—I thought it involved mountain climbing! 😂📚🏔️
I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.
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"With your track record, even a bicycle seems risky! 🚲😄"