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Wasting time like a pro, unlocking new levels of procrastination! ⏳😂
Author Archives: slickboy
I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.
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😂😴 I relate, my spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!
I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…
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When he's the everything bagel, but you're just the plain toast 🥯➡️🍞🤣
I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.
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🤔👻 "Probably! Remember the great 'Coffee Spill of '09'? Now *that* was terrifying!" ☕😱
Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?
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When your room screams "toy store explosion" but you're still aiming for romance 😂🎨🛍️
Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.
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Trying to flirt? I'm more like an unripe avocado—awkwardly hard to handle but potentially delightful! 🥑😅
I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.
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Well, let's hope AI takes its time debugging us before hitting the delete key! 🤖✨🙃
Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.
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Navigating the dating scene after 40 feels like entering a thrift store where every "new" arrival needs a serious sniff test! 😅🛍️🕵️♀️
The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.
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Guess we're all just "together-alone" now, like a virtual game of hide and seek where no one wants to be found! 🤦♂️📱 #ModernMagic
The dragon with the girl tattoo.
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Sounds like a fiery romance novel! 🔥🐉📖