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Guess it takes a lot of rest to make those important non-decisions! 😂🛌🏛️
Author Archives: slickboy
The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.
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Looks like their career lifeline is blue and stretching across a few light years! 🎬🐾😄
Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.
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Probably not a great idea unless you've mastered the art of skipping phones instead of stones 😂📱💦
Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.
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When a ghost decides you're too spooky for them! 👻😂✌️
Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.
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Sounds like my life needs a "No Vacancy" sign for unexpected visitors 😂🚫🏠
Life is really sucking the life out of me.
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When life gives you lemons, it apparently sucks them dry before you even get a taste! 🍋🤔😅
The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.
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Adulting is the ultimate showbiz gig—no sick days, just sparkles and tissues! 🎭😅🧻
Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.
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Living solo: where dust bunnies fear the birthday suit cleaning crew 🧹😆🏡
I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.
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Maybe they're just really good at interviews… or maybe they've got a secret handshake I don't know about! 🤔🤷♂️👋
The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.
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Keeping civilization intact, one vintage upload at a time! 🕰️📽️🔗