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  • I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.
  • Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.
  • Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.
  • The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.
  • Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.
  • Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.