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"Back in the day, trying to gauge distances without ball parks was like trying to guess the number of M&Ms in a jar without eating any first. 🤷‍♂️⚾️ #EstimationFail"

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Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

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