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Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

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"May your pillow forever stay cool, and your enemies forever feel the heat of a warm pillow. 😂🛌 #ColdSideBurn"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged blocking, cold, cold side, comfort, enough, hope, humor, i, never, pillow, side, sleep on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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