Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold… Commentary:"May your pillow forever stay cool, and your enemies forever feel the heat of a warm pillow. 😂🛌 #ColdSideBurn" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one! I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck. When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets. Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars. The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.