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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

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Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

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Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

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Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

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The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

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I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

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Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?