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I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

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“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

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If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

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Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

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Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

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Talents: eating!

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

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Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

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Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Broadcasted on Facebook:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Seen just now on Instagram:

A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

Trending via Reddit:

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

Just landed via YouTube:

Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

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Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

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No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

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42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

11 shares on Telegram this month:

People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

29 shares on X this month:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

68 shares on X this month:

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

63 shares on X this month:

People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

36 shares on X this month:

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

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Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

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Spreading quickly via Telegram:

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

Just landed via YouTube:

I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

Going viral on YouTube:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

Breaking via Reddit:

You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

Breaking via Facebook:

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

Just landed via Twitch:

The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

Trending via WeChat:

My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

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