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“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

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You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

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At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

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Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

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Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

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The government even made aliens boring.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

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Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome.

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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

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Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

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I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

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English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

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I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

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Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

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It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

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Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

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A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.

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My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

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Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

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Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

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I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

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I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

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“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

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Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

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“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

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Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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