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My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

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People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

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My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

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Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

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The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.