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Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

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Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

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The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

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My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

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If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

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She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.