Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal… Commentary:Trying to stay low-key on Twitter like a ninja in a library 📚🤫 #AvoidTheSpotlight Related Funny Posts 🤝 Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus. New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months. My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods. Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries? My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.