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When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

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Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

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My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

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But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”