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Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

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Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

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By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

58 shares on Snapchat this month:

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

22 shares on Twitch this month:

When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

22 shares on Slack this month:

Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

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When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

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The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

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Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

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I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

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Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

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You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

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Making waves on Twitch:

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

Trending via Facebook:

“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

Going viral on Instagram:

Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

Just landed via Telegram:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

Making waves on Twitch:

I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

Going bananas on X:

“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

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Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”

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Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

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So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

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Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

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