Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

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“Who needs a mountain when you have a bag of trail mix, am I right? 🏞️🥜 Next time someone questions your exercise routine, just tell them you’re on a rigorous trail mix hike! 💪😂 #SnackGoals”

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