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Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

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Spotted on Snapchat:

Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

Trending via Pinterest:

I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

Going viral on TikTok:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Spotted on X:

No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

Going viral on TikTok:

I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

Making waves on Telegram:

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

Just shared via Slack:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

6 months ago

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

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📸💍 When engagement photo shoots have you wondering if the ring's bling is compensating for something, honey! 😂💁‍♀️ Who needs a photo to prove they found love when they've already posted a million relationship updates?! 🤳🤣 Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but a great sense of humor is priceless! 💎😜 #SorryNotSorry

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on Telegram:

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

Just landed via Messenger:

If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Dance like China isn’t watching.

Trending via Facebook:

Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

Spotted on Reddit:

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

Making waves on Discord:

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Going viral on Instagram:

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

Just shared via Messenger:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Spotted on Instagram:

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

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