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You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

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Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.