Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen.

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If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

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I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

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A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.