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Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

364 days until Christmas, and people already have decorations up. Unbelievable.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

Adding lol to things is good feng shui.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Have you tried just not thinking about it? Like, ever again?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

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Shared recently on WeChat:

The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

Shared recently on YouTube:

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Commenting “humiliation ritual” on a pic of my friend out with his family.

Going bananas on TikTok:

When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

Shared recently on X:

Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!

Funny address quotes

Funny address quotes bring a hilarious twist to the everyday routine of sharing where you live 🏠🤣 From quirky street names to playful directions, these gems add personality and laughter to any mailbox or invite 📬😄 Ready to turn your address into a conversation starter? Let’s dive into the wittiest ways to say home sweet home with a big dose of humor and charm! 🎉📍

New funny address quotes 👇

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

22 hours ago

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When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

1 day ago

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Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

2 weeks ago

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There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

2 weeks ago

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In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

2 weeks ago

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Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

2 weeks ago

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Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

2 weeks ago

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IP address? You mean the bathroom?

2 weeks ago

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

3 months ago

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14 shares on Telegram this month:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

80 shares on Slack this month:

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”

35 shares on Threads this month:

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

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17 folks are currently checking 👀

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

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Everyone loves a little silent treatment on the weekend.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

What’s a positive thought for beginners? I’ve been getting into optimism lately.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

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If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Friends with consequences.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

Trending via Messenger:

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

Making waves on TikTok:

There’s a certain nothing about you.

Seen just now on X:

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Trending via Snapchat:

I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

Freshly posted on Slack:

There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

Trending via Discord:

I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

Just shared via Telegram:

People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

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