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12 Funny afternoon quotes

Funny afternoon quotes are the perfect pick-me-up to brighten your day β˜€οΈπŸ˜‚ Whether you’re battling the post-lunch slump or just need a little midday giggle, these witty and lighthearted lines will keep your spirits high and your smile wide πŸ˜„β˜•οΈ Ready to turn that afternoon yawn into a burst of laughter? Let the fun begin! πŸŽ‰βœ¨

I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

Posted on7 hours ago7 hours ago

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

Posted onFeb 13, 2025Feb 13, 2025

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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