Commentary:
Looks like you're a full-time No-Time person then! 😅⏰ Afternoons, mornings, evenings… you've mastered the art of not being ready at any hour! 🤷♂️ Keep rocking that timeless vibe! ⏳✨ #NoTimePerson
Funny afternoon quotes
The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.
Commentary:
"Ah, the sizzling affair between me and a cup of joe, brewing up motivation and temptation at the office ☕️💼 Who knew workplace rendezvous could be so steamy? 😉 #CoffeeLove"
9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.
Commentary:
"9am: Feeling like a superhero ready to conquer the day! 💪 2pm: Maybe tomorrow, after a nap and some snacks. 😅 #MorningMotivationVsAfternoonRealities"
I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between needing caffeine to function and wanting alcohol to forget you need caffeine. It's a delicate balance of timing and priorities ☕🍷 #DecisionsDecisions"
I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.
Commentary:
"Who needs mornings and afternoons anyway? Night owls unite! 🦉🌙 Embracing the nocturnal lifestyle, where our brains finally come alive while others are winding down for the day! 🌃😂 #NightOwlLife"