Funny afternoon quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mysterious allure of the afternoon nap 🛌💤 It's like a siren song that beckons us into the land of sweet slumber, whether we intended to go there or not. Resistance is futile when the nap gods have spoken! 😂 #NapLife"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the battle of wills between productivity and the siren call of napping would be so fierce? 😴💤 It's like the afternoon slump knows exactly when to strike – sneaky little siesta temptress!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, I operate on a 'brunch-anytime' schedule. I can't help with early bird problems 🍳🕒 #AfternoonFeaster"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you're a full-time No-Time person then! 😅⏰ Afternoons, mornings, evenings… you've mastered the art of not being ready at any hour! 🤷‍♂️ Keep rocking that timeless vibe! ⏳✨ #NoTimePerson

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sizzling affair between me and a cup of joe, brewing up motivation and temptation at the office ☕️💼 Who knew workplace rendezvous could be so steamy? 😉 #CoffeeLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "9am: Feeling like a superhero ready to conquer the day! 💪 2pm: Maybe tomorrow, after a nap and some snacks. 😅 #MorningMotivationVsAfternoonRealities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between needing caffeine to function and wanting alcohol to forget you need caffeine. It's a delicate balance of timing and priorities ☕🍷 #DecisionsDecisions"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs mornings and afternoons anyway? Night owls unite! 🦉🌙 Embracing the nocturnal lifestyle, where our brains finally come alive while others are winding down for the day! 🌃😂 #NightOwlLife"

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