17 Funny afternoon quotes

• Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

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  15 hours ago

  afternoon, belief, believe, choice, choose, humor, irony, nap, naps, relaxation, sleep, us

• That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

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  1 day ago

  5pm, afternoon, humor, joke, nap, sleep, tiredness, urge

• I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

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  2 days ago

  advice, afternoon, ask, bro, day, eat, food, humor, i, lifestyle, me, meal, procrastination

• Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

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  2 days ago

  afternoon, coffee, energy, humor, person, personality, procrastination, sleep

• The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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  2 days ago

  afternoon, caffeine, coffee, humor, late, me, productivity, relationship, sexual, sexual tension, tension, workday

• 9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

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  2 days ago

  afternoon, anything, humor, maybe, morning, motivation, optimism, possibility, procrastination, reality, time, tomorrow

• I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

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  3 days ago

  afternoon, alcohol, beverage, coffee, day, decision, dilemma, early, half, humor, i, late, morning, procrastination, spend, time, too, wondering

• November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

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  1 week ago

  2, afternoon, daylight, funny observation, humor, just, morning, night, November, observation, seasonal, time, winter

• I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

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  2 weeks ago

  afternoon, evening, functioning, humor, i, morning, person, personality, pretty, sleep, start

• Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

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  2 weeks ago

  afternoon, child, child play, eat, fish, fishing, humor, kid, lifetime, man, parenting, play, pretend, sting, stingray, teach

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