Funny approval quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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  Commentary:
  "Taking 'bravery' to a whole new level! 😂📞 #OldSchoolNerves"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like New Year's resolutions are already testing the bonds of marriage! 🙈💍 Who knew being independent could be so risky? 😂 #MarriageStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

  Commentary:
  "Good morning to everyone starting their day with self-confidence and zero validation cravings! 🌞🙌 Keep slaying, no need for strangers' approval to shine! 💁‍♂️💫"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like someone found the most polite way to skip a social event! 💁‍♂️✉️ It's like saying, "Sorry I couldn't make it, but I'm totally on board with the whole funeral thing!" 😄 #SendingGoodVibesFromADistance

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