79 Funny attitude quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's got a case of the grumpy Mondays! 😂 Better brace yourselves, folks, it's about to get 'Monday mood' up in here! 💼🙅‍♂️ #MondaysBeLike"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

  Commentary:
  "Embracing your inner insanity with elegance – the ultimate survival strategy in the face of life's endless 🐮💩! Who needs sanity when you've got style and a touch of madness? 😜👑 #GracefulInsanity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

  Commentary:
  Don't worry, not everyone can pull off the toothpick swagger like a cowboy in a wild west movie. 🤠 Keep rockin' your own style – maybe start with a grilled cheese sandwich in hand instead! 🧀🤪 #ChewingMySnackNotToothpick

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing says 'classy clapback' quite like a well-manicured middle finger! 💅🖕 Keep your nails sharp and your insults sharper, darling! 😏"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone’s bringing the sass instead of sugar this holiday season! 😏🎁 Who needs presents when you can gift people a strong attitude, am I right? Just be sure that attitude is fully wrapped and comes with a bow for that extra flair! 🎀😂 #AttitudeOverGifts"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like you've mastered the art of losing gracefully! 🤷‍♂️ Don't worry, they say practice makes perfect right? Or maybe it's just a great excuse to treat yourself to some ice cream 🍦 Keep your head up, champ! 🏆 #ProfessionalLoser"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the delicate art of balancing gratitude and entitlement – like a seesaw of emotions! 🙏🏼➡️😈 Just remember, too much thankfulness might lead to a sugar rush of positivity! 🍭 Today, let the ungratefulness and entitlement flow like a river of sarcasm! 💁🏻‍♂️💅🏼"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of being quietly furious! Like a volcano sipping on a smoothie 🌋🥤. It's all about that zen-like fume control 😌💥. Dangerously calm, yet on the brink of eruption! 🔥😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, tattoos might limit my job options, but have you seen my personality? It's a real game-changer! 😏💁‍♀️ Who needs a restrictive job when you have charisma oozing out of your pores, am I right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the fragrance of Audacity, a delightful blend of entitlement and disregard for authority, with top notes of eye-rolling and a hint of Snapchat filter sass 👃💁‍♂️. Perfect for capturing that essence of modern youth – wear it with a touch of mischief and a sprinkle of memes! 😜 #KidsTheseDays #AudacityPerfume

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