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No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

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If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

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Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

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People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

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Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

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They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

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Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

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Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

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“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

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I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

Trending via Telegram:

About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

Going bananas on Facebook:

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

Spotted on Slack:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

Just landed via Telegram:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Through pottery, we domesticated rocks.

Making waves on Messenger:

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

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These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

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Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

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Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

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If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

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I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

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Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

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82 shares on Reddit this month:

If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

80 shares on Twitch this month:

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

65 shares on Messenger this month:

Need a professional way to say, “I do not care, don’t mention this to me again.”

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

55 shares on Slack this month:

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

88 shares on Messenger this month:

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

55 shares on Discord this month:

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

Aura is the real business card.

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I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

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It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

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Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

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I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

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I only drink when I people.

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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

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I march to the beat of my own dumb.

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Making waves on Reddit:

I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Opened two gifts this morning, and they were my eyes.

Going viral on WeChat:

Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

Just landed via Twitch:

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

Spotted on Discord:

Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

Just shared via Threads:

The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

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