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5 months ago
Share →: Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic robo-dance move – waving hands frantically under the faucet hoping for a miracle! Who needs a dance floor when you've got a malfunctioning motion sensor faucet turning everyone into groovy robots?"
5 months ago
Share →: In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone found a whole new level of zen at the mall! 🧘‍♂️💆‍♂️ Just hope they don't start a trend of 'moaning' as the latest relaxation technique! 🤣 #MallZen"
5 months ago
Share →: My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

Commentary:
Oh, so you're the master of awkwardness, huh? 🙈 Who needs a superpower when you can create awkward moments on demand? Your friends must love the rollercoaster of cringe you take them on! 🎢😅 Just remember, every awkward situation is just a hilarious story in the making! Keep spreading that awkward charm! ✨
5 months ago
Share →: I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of push-pull doors – the ultimate test of our IQ! 🚪💭 It's like a never-ending dance between you and the door, with one step forward and two steps back. Just when you think you've got it figured out, it sneaks up and surprises you! Maybe we should start a support group for fellow "door challenged" individuals! 😂🤦‍♂️🚶‍♀️ #PushPullPro
5 months ago
Share →: It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

Commentary:
"Talk about desperate times calling for desperate measures! 😂🏃‍♂️🩴 Hopefully next time there's a different kind of 'exercise' involved!"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

Commentary:
"Flirting level: Expert in awkwardness 🤪 Who needs pickup lines when you've got a collection of bizarre statements? Just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks! 🍝😅 #AwkwardlyCharming"
5 months ago
Share →: I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

Commentary:
Absolutely! How about this: "Finally, a dental hygienist who understands the importance of not only cleaning teeth but also freeing us from small talk torture! 🤐💰"
5 months ago
Share →: I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

Commentary:
"Oh, the perils of complimenting a tattoo without knowing what you're getting into! 🙈 Next time, just nod and smile, folks! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: 69 but we both just farting.

Commentary:
"Talk about blowing out the candles on the birthday cake! 🎂💨 Here's to keeping the romance alive in all its stinky glory! 😂💨 #RelationshipGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic maneuver of unintentional social awkwardness! 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ Always keeping on your toes by keeping everyone guessing. Who needs a wave back, anyway? 🤷‍♂️😄"