Funny bags quotes

• Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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  3 weeks ago

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• My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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  3 weeks ago

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• And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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  3 weeks ago

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• The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

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  3 weeks ago

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• When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

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  4 weeks ago

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• So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

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  4 weeks ago

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• I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

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  1 month ago

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