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Funny bags quotes

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

2 months ago

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

2 months ago

I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

3 months ago