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Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

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Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

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It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Someone from πŸ‡«πŸ‡² has viewed:

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡· has bookmarked:

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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Spotted on Instagram:

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

Just shared via Facebook:

I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

Live now on YouTube:

My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

Spotted on WeChat:

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

Going viral on Discord:

The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

Reported on Facebook:

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Making waves on Slack:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

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Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡³ has downloaded:

To everyone who wrote β€œstay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Someone from πŸ‡«πŸ‡― has copied:

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ή has bookmarked:

If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ has copied:

The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡² has shared:

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡· has shared:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡Ά has downloaded:

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

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You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

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My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡» has shared:

Teens are like, β€œMy homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

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Breaking via Slack:

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

Trending via WeChat:

You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Just landed via Facebook:

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Spotted on Messenger:

It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Reported on X:

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

Freshly posted on Threads:

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, β€œOkay, my turn.”

Just landed via X:

The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

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