49 Funny belief quotes

• With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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  2 days ago

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• The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

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  2 days ago

  belief, earther, fear, flat, flat earth, Flat Earther, humor, irony, joke, only, pun, science, sphere, thing

• I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

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  3 days ago

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• If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

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  3 days ago

  belief, humor, joke, magic, me, money, payment, put, rid, scam, send, someone, spell, think

• I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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  1 week ago

  adventure, belief, believe, Bigfoot, excited, excitement, humor, i, skepticism, too

• I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

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  1 week ago

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• People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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  1 week ago

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• Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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  1 week ago

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• My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

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  1 week ago

  age, ages, belief, context, demon, humor, middle, middle age, people, possession, reaction, reason, sneeze

• And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

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  1 week ago

  appearance, belief, ceremony, humor, Jesus, shows, thank, wedding

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