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Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

3 months ago

If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

3 months ago

All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

3 months ago

You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

3 months ago

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

3 months ago

I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

3 months ago

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

3 months ago

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

3 months ago

I’m going to hell in every religion.

3 months ago

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

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