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Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

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Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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I like you because we hate the same people.

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Please twerk; I have just days left.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

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TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Making art is making love to the world.

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Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

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The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

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My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

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No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

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What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

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Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

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Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

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That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

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I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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Denying the existence of anyone that annoys me.

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Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

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Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

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My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

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You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

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I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

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Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

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All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

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Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

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Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

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My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

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Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

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The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

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I need to drink less water. This peeing situation is out of control.

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