Commentary:
Forever the magic-believing weirdo and proud of it! ✨🧙♂️🤪
42 Funny belief quotes
You should just baseline mistrust every single politician a…
I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?
Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s tr…
Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someo…
Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afte…
I believe in annoyed at first sight.
Commentary:
"Ah, the magical connection of annoyance at first sight ✨🙄 Who hasn't met someone and immediately thought 'Yep, you're going to irk me?' 😂 It's almost like a special kind of bond, right? 🤦♂️ #AnnoyanceGoals"
I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws A…
I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into win…
Commentary:
"Who needs a church when you've got a magician in the house? I wouldn't mind a taste of that 'holy' water myself!"
TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.
Commentary:
Well, it seems like whoever said that quote must have been sorely disappointed when they realized that grave digging doesn't come with commercial breaks or a laugh track! TV really does have a way of making everything look so effortless, doesn't it? Remember, always take TV portrayals with a grain of salt – especially when it comes to unconventional career choices!