11 Funny betrayal quotes

• Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”

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  22 shares on Twitch this month.

• Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing.

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  2 months ago

  betrayal, betraying, destroying, humor, kitten, mommy, nothing, sarcasm, self-destruction

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  Someone from 🇷🇸 has recently bookmarked this quote.

  50 shares on Messenger this month.

• People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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  2 months ago

  betrayal, deception, friendship, honesty, humor, hypocrisy, i, never, people, remix

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  78 shares on Reddit this month.

• Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

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  2 months ago

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  80 shares on Instagram this month.

• They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

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  2 months ago

  betrayal, cooking, flavor, food, humor, kitchen, recipe, same, sauce, steal, taste, theft

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  Someone from 🇦🇿 has recently copied this quote.

  120 shares on YouTube this month.

• They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

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  2 months ago

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  101 shares on Facebook this month.

• When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

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  2 months ago

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  43 shares on YouTube this month.

• Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

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  2 months ago

  betrayal, close, friendship, herpes, humor, irony, just, relationship, someone, trust

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  58 shares on X this month.

• Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

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  2 months ago

  betrayal, bus, call, day, hard, humor, just, river, sarcasm, sell, someone, throwing

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  57 shares on X this month.

• Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

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  4 months ago

  betrayal, dating, humor, love, relationship, soulmate

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  45 shares on Messenger this month.

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