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11 Funny betrayal quotes

Funny betrayal quotes bring a hilarious twist to those oh-no moments when trust takes a wild detour πŸŽ­πŸ’”. Perfect for shaking off the sting with a laugh πŸ˜‚, these witty lines turn betrayal into comedy gold 🎀✨. Whether you’ve been backstabbed by a friend or pranked by fate, get ready to smile through the drama and find humor in the unexpected plot twists of life! 🎒πŸ”₯

Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, β€œYour keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and β€œHe will ultimately betray you.”

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

Posted on2 months ago

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Posted on2 months ago

They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

Posted on2 months ago

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

Posted on2 months ago

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Posted on2 months ago

Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

Posted on2 months ago

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

Posted on2 months ago

Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

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