Funny betrayal quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

  Commentary:
  "LOL, people dropping 'greatest hits' remixes of betrayal since forever! 🎶🙃 #PlotTwist"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

  Commentary:
  "When the baby treats you like yesterday's news! 😂👶💔"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

  Commentary:
  "When they try to recreate your sauce but end up with ketchup soup instead! 🍅🤦‍♂️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like they expected you to just carry that knife around as a fashion accessory! 🔪😂 Who knew cutting ties could be so literal? Snip, snip! ✂️ #Savage"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

  Commentary:
  "When you catch them red-handed and they vanish into thin air like a magician realizing their trick's up 🎩🐰 Poof! And just like that, the disappearing act of the century is complete. Adios, ghosters!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

  Commentary:
  "Betrayal is like herpes – it's the gift that keeps on giving, whether you want it or not… 🤣💔"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew betrayal could come with so many transportation options? 🚌💨 Selling someone down the river – because throwing them under the bus is just so last season! 😂🚣‍♂️ #JustCasualBetrayal"

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