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Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

We decided to have money instead of children.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

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Breaking via WeChat:

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

Going viral on YouTube:

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

Trending via Slack:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

Trending via Instagram:

If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

Just shared via X:

I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

Trending via TikTok:

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

Just landed via Telegram:

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

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72 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

90 shares on Instagram this month:

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

14 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

96 shares on Discord this month:

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

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My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

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If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

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How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

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Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

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All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

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I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

I remember sex. That was cool.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

Freshly posted on Slack:

People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

Live now on Messenger:

If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

Seen just now on WeChat:

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

Spotted on TikTok:

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

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