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Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

Just shared via TikTok:

Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

Just shared via Threads:

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

Just landed via Reddit:

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

Shared recently on Slack:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Trending via Pinterest:

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

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49 shares on TikTok this month:

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

63 shares on Reddit this month:

Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

66 shares on Threads this month:

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

84 shares on Slack this month:

Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

12 shares on Discord this month:

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

53 shares on X this month:

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

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12 folks are currently checking 👀

The lion can’t keep living like this.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

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Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

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Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

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Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Live, laugh, leftovers.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

Just landed via Pinterest:

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

Freshly posted on Threads:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

Just shared via Instagram:

Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Seen just now on Telegram:

It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

Trending via X:

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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