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Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

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Seen just now on Instagram:

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

Spotted on Slack:

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

Just landed via X:

My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

Making waves on Messenger:

Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

Broadcasted on Facebook:

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Going viral on Twitch:

Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

Live now on YouTube:

I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

Just shared via Instagram:

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Trending via LinkedIn:

“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

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16 shares on Discord this month:

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

33 shares on X this month:

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

20 shares on Twitch this month:

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

75 shares on X this month:

Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

53 shares on Threads this month:

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

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I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

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It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

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I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

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Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

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Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

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What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

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I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

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I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

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I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

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Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Slack:

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

Trending via Telegram:

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My love language is deader than Latin.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Spotted on Slack:

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

Seen just now on X:

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My body looks like I have a great personality.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Shared recently on Reddit:

“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

Going bananas on Discord:

If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

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