Skip to content
Wordgag ツ
10,000+ funny quotes
Menu
Wordgag ツ
10,000+ funny quotes
Funny quotes
castle
Funny castle quotes
I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.
2 months ago
12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.
3 months ago
Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.
3 months ago
Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.
3 months ago
A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.
3 months ago