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Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Time machine? You mean a clock?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Facebook:

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Spotted on Twitch:

I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

Going viral on Facebook:

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

Just landed via Messenger:

Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Spotted on WeChat:

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

Just landed via X:

Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

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88 shares on Pinterest this month:

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

70 shares on Telegram this month:

I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

25 shares on Instagram this month:

I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

52 shares on Slack this month:

Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

89 shares on X this month:

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

33 shares on Snapchat this month:

I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

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I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

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That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

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The elder Zoomer speaks of the Wii with reverence.

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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

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When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

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I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

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Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Telegram:

Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

Making waves on YouTube:

I’m instantly 70% nicer after 3 p.m. on Fridays.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

Spotted on Facebook:

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

Trending via Threads:

How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

Making waves on Facebook:

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Just shared via Facebook:

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

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