I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you. Posted on7 hours ago
I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet. Posted on1 day ago
Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet. Posted on4 days ago