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15 Funny closet quotes

Funny closet quotes bring a fresh burst of laughter to your wardrobe space! πŸ˜‚βœ¨ Whether your closet’s a chaotic mess or a perfectly organized haven, these witty sayings add personality and charm. From fashion fails to outfit wins, they capture all the closet vibes with a playful twist. Ready to turn your dressing area into a giggle-worthy zone? Let the fun begin! πŸ‘—πŸŽ‰πŸ§₯

Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

Posted on3 days ago3 days ago

Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Posted on6 months ago

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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