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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

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I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Live now on Snapchat:

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

Breaking via Pinterest:

Men make it so easy to hate them.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Going viral on Reddit:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Seen just now on Telegram:

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Breaking news is really breaking me.

Spotted on Slack:

Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

Just landed via Twitch:

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

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Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Breaking news is really breaking me.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

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Going viral on Slack:

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

Going viral on Discord:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

Shared recently on Discord:

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

Making waves on X:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Spotted on TikTok:

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

Broadcasted on X:

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

Live now on Twitch:

Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

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