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5 months ago
Share →: Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

Commentary:
🚨🤯🎤 "Attention! Recent studies confirm: the world's supply of interesting individuals remains unaffected by your self-assessment. 😅 Keep calm and carry on, for the universe has yet to discover your riveting tales!" 🌍🚀 #HumilityCheck #StayHumble
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

Commentary:
"Step aside, world! It's time for some serious overestimation of my importance today 💁‍♂️👑. Who needs humility when you've got confidence in abundance? Fly high, believe in your fabulousness, and remember, the universe revolves around YOU today! 🌎💫 #FeelingExtraSpecial #EgoOnFleek"
5 months ago
Share →: Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

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"Unhinged trendsetter, paving the way for chaos since before it was mainstream. 💁‍♂️🌀 #UnhingedAndProud"
5 months ago
Share →: You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

Commentary:
"Remember, it's all about balance – the crazier you are, the hotter you should be! 🔥💃 Embrace your inner eccentricity with style and sass, because being a little bit crazy never hurt anyone… as long as you rock it with confidence! 😜💁‍♀️ #CrazyHot"
5 months ago
Share →: Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Commentary:
"Trying to insult me? Please, I already beat you to it in the mirror this morning! 💁‍♂️😂 #SelfRoast"
5 months ago
Share →: When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

Commentary:
"When they ask 'how was your weekend?' just reply 'better than yours' with a wink 😉 and hold that eye contact like a boss! 😎 Who needs modesty when you've got sass, right? 🤷‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

Commentary:
"James Bond: saving the world one perfectly adjusted hotel shower at a time! 🚿💼 License to kill… time while figuring out the water temperature. 😎🌍 #007Plumber"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

Commentary:
"Remember, comparing yourself to others is a surefire way to feel inadequate. Embrace your unique awesomeness and shine bright like the star you are! 🌟💁‍♂️ #JustBeYou"
5 months ago
Share →: Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic "hold my beverage" moment! 🤭 Let's watch as Mr. Foolproof faces off against Lady Reality! It's about to get interesting! 🍿💥
5 months ago
Share →: Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

Commentary:
"Looks like your DMs are going to be 90% more interesting now! 😉🔥 Keep slaying, influencer extraordinaire! 💁‍♂️💃 #StillGotIt"