Funny counter quotes

"This isn't going to end well for you." Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My step counter doesn't judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025