Commentary:
When life gives you watermelons, become a flamingo ninja at the kitchen counter! π¦©ππΊ
Funny counter quotes
“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.
Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say Iβve got something to post.
My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.
βYou shouldnβt let your cat jump on the counterβ, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.
When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now itβs my pharmacist.
