Funny counter quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

  Commentary:
  "Oh cake, you don't stand a chance against my unstoppable sweet tooth! Resistance is futile 🍰😏 #CakeVsMe #SugarCravings"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

  Commentary:
  💌 When I show up at the post office, it's like I've just announced a major plot twist in a telenovela! The look of shock on the post office worker's face is truly priceless. I mean, who knew mailing a package could cause such a commotion? 😂 #PostOfficeDrama #SurpriseDelivery

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

  Commentary:
  "Step counter: the non-judgmental companion we all need 🚶‍♂️🚪🍔 Walking to the fridge *is* a cardio workout after all, right? 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your cat's got some real estate ambitions! 🐱💼 Better watch out before he starts investing in catnip futures and litter box condos. 😂 #Catpreneurship

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the bittersweet transition from being a regular at the bar to a VIP at the pharmacy 🍸💊 Here's to aging gracefully and getting carded for your medication instead of your drinks! 🎉 #CheersToGrowingUp

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said medication couldn't be fun clearly hasn't seen me in action – humming, dancing, and organizing pills like a pro! 💊💃 Embrace the nutty side, it's the happiest one! 😜 #PillPoppingDiva"

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