Funny counter quotes

• Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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  2 months ago

  counter, eating, flamingo, kitchen, kitchen counter, standing, vibe, watermelon

• “This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

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  2 months ago

  alone, cake, counter, dessert, end, going, house, humor, me, mischief, temptation, warning, well

• Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

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  2 months ago

  counter, disappointed, dismayed, i, nobody, office, person, post, post office, say, shocked, something

• My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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  2 months ago

  activity, counter, fitness, fridge, humor, judge, just, step, step counter, steps, value, walk

• “You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

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  2 months ago

  cat, counter, humor, jump, let, loan, name, pet, responsibility, take, trust, wanted

• When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

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  2 months ago

  age, bartender, changes, counter, drinking, humor, i, know, life, life changes, me, name, pharmacist, recognition, walk, younger

• Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

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  2 months ago

  am, counter, dancing, happy, humming, humor, i, little, meds, nutcase, pill, pill counter, routine, self-care, weekly, weekly routine

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