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Ah, the classic love saga: from "you take my breath away" to "why are you breathing?" 🤦♂️❤️
87 Funny couple quotes
People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.
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Boldly going where no 'Trekkie' has gone before… straight into the wrong fandom 🚀🌌😂
A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.
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When life gets ruff, bring in the squawkologist! 🐦🦜😂
Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.
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"Don't worry, I'm just saving my energy for the grand finale of destiny 😂✨ #ProphecyProcrastination"
I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.
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"When your stealth skills are overcooked but the drama is well done! 🍔😂 #Whoopsie"
Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.
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"Who knew speed dating had a sequel? 😂👩❤️👨🏃♂️🏃♀️ #TherapistsNightmare #StrangersInTherapy"
Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.
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"Couples who scroll together, roll together! 📱❤️ #RelationshipGoals 😂"
It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.
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"Finally permission to let go of my 'museum of ancient tech boxes'! 📦✨ #BoxHoarderNoMore"
Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.
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When your bed becomes a personal version of Tetris! 🛏️😴😂
We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.
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"Couples who roast together, toast together! 🔥😂❤️"