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Time to strategize our pajama game plan—matching plaid or full-on reindeer print? 🛌🎄😂
87 Funny couple quotes
Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.
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Who knew changing the scenery could make the same ol' dance so much fancier? 💃🕺🏨✨
A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.
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Teamwork makes the dreamwork… or at least makes more laundry! 😂👰🤵🧺
Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.
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Guess who already ordered a one-way ticket to Solitude Island! 🏝️🙅♂️💔
Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.
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Eye-rolling champions in perfect harmony! 👀🎻👫
First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.
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Swipe right to "who's more wanted" 😂🔍❤️
After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.
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Looks like they've mastered the ancient art of "Silent Marital Telepathy" 😂🤐💑
Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.
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Horsin' around with a buzz and some virtual apples—it's cheaper than therapy! 🍺🐴🍎
A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.
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Escaping online used to be my hobby, now escaping offline is my survival skill! 😆🔌🌍
Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.
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When the honeymoon budget transforms into the "we-say-we're-buying-new-cabinets-but-really-it's-a-surprise-trip" fund 😂✈️👰🏻♀️