14 Funny creation quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even God couldn't resist showing off his greatest creation—Pedro Pascal! 🌟💁‍♂️ Who can blame Him? I mean, have you seen that charismatic smile and those acting skills? 😏🌟 #PedroPascalIsDivinelyGifted"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the inventor's creativity was caught in a drip, drop dilemma – to brella or not to brella? ☔️🤔 Maybe they were worried it wouldn't make a splash in the market! 🌧️😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like a case of divine Photoshop mishap! 🦒💻 Maybe God was experimenting with the 'stretch' tool a bit too enthusiastically 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

  Commentary:
  "If I were God, I'd totally pull a Monday move and be like 'Animals? Yeah, I made those. What they did next? Couldn't tell ya, must've been a wild party!' 🐾🎉 #MysteriousCreator"

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