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"Looks like this person's hair is their ultimate snitch! 🕵️♂️💇♀️ DNA evidence? Check! Hair everywhere? Double check! Time to embrace the fabulous forensic consequences of being a walking crime scene. 💁♂️🦠"
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- You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”
- Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?
- Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.
- Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.
- I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.
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"Ah, nothing says 'romance' quite like plotting together for a staged mishap! 💔😂 Who knew mischief could be so enticing? #LoveAtFirstConspiracy"
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- If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.
- My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.
- Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.
- You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”
- People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.
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