26 Funny dress quotes

• Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

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  aspirations, demons, dress, fashion, humor, mindset, want

• “Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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  advice, career, dress, expectations, fashion, good, humor, job, tutu, want, well

• I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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  activity, attention, dress, exercise, fun, fun activity, humor, i, jog, need, self-expression, unexpected, unique, web, wedding, wedding dress

• Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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  dress, eating, effort, enough, fit, fitness, food, humor, later, lifestyle, making, marriage, still, wedding, wedding dress

• If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

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  advice, bank, bank robbery, code, dangerous, dangerous situation, dress, dress code, example, flip flops, going, humor, preparation, robbery, safety, situation, think, wear

• I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

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  call, comfy, dress, fashion, floral, flortato, humor, i, me, nelly, Nelly Flortato, potato, self-deprecation, today

• They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

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  attire, costume, dress, expectation, home, humor, inappropriate, job, say, send, should, stormtrooper, suit, want, work, workplace

• If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

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  Batman, costume, creativity, dress, ever, fashion, humor, i, impress, suit, superhero, thought, told

• Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

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  commitment, dress, effort, expectations, humor, i, little, relationship, success

• Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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  date, dress, dress up, expectations, funny situation, guess, humor, i, interview, okay, romantic, situation, weird

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