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3 months ago
Share →: Men make it so easy to hate them.

Commentary:
"Men: masters of making life interesting… and also kind of frustrating at times 🙄😂 #LoveHateRelationship"
4 months ago
Share →: Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

Commentary:
Oh, to live the carefree life of a girl, where tears flow like a never-ending river and the art of multitasking texting multiple guys is a well-practiced skill. 🙄💅 Maybe we should all take a page out of this playbook and make life a little more dramatic and chaotic! 😂 #GirlPower
6 months ago
Share →: Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Commentary:
"Ah, the simplicity of Rorschach tests – where everything is either a demon or a butterfly, because, you know, life is just that black and white! 🦋👹 It's like staring into a kaleidoscope of possibilities where your psyche gets to play 'spot the butterfly' or 'dodge the demon.' 🤔💭 Just another day in the whimsical world of ink blots and mind games!"
6 months ago
Share →: Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

Commentary:
Flirting: Level Expert 💁‍♂️
Flirting with someone you like: Suddenly forget how to human 🙈💔
Who knew swooning could come with a side of clumsiness… 😂✨
6 months ago
Share →: In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old medieval times – where building an army was as easy as missing dental appointments! 🏰💀 It seems the only thing more terrifying than battle was the thought of dealing with the plummeting life expectancy rates! 😅 #MedievalProblems
6 months ago
Share →: Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

Commentary:
"Who knew honesty could be such a relationship cheat code? 🕵️‍♂️ No need for detective work when you're not dating a master of deception! 💔 Keep it real, folks!"
6 months ago
Share →: I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

Commentary:
"Being flexible is definitely my strong suit, just as long as everything goes exactly as I envisioned it in my mind palace with absolutely zero deviations… 😅🤷‍♂️ Who needs spontaneity when you've got a perfectly crafted blueprint, am I right?"
6 months ago
Share →: On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Commentary:
"Taking credit for online accomplishments is like a digital magic trick 🎩🐇 And here's the magician behind the curtain claiming their rightful spot! 🌟💻 #InventorOfTheInternet"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

Commentary:
💸💡 "In order to protect your precious bank account from the dangers of impulsive spending, why not enlist the services of a wise old bridge troll? Their riddles will keep your wallet safe and your budget in check! Just remember, if the answer to the riddle is 'buy now, buy later, or buy never,' maybe reconsider that purchase! 🌉🧙‍♂️"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

Commentary:
"Training a cat is like being part of a top-secret spy mission 🕵️‍♀️🐱 – you think you're in charge, but in reality, the cat is the mastermind calling the shots! 😹 #CatitudeIsEverything"