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Fruits and fashion—the ultimate combo for sweet success! 🍉👗😄
193 Funny eat quotes
Every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you.
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I finally understand why bread always vanishes mysteriously from my kitchen! 🍞👻
Sometimes life is “Eat, pray, love,” and sometimes it’s “Scroll, snack, overthink.”
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When "Eat, pray, love" turns into "Scroll, snack, overthink," you know it's time for a WiFi detox and snack intervention! 🍕📱🤔
“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”
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Level up to macroplastics! Who needs kale when you can chew on Legos? 😆🔍🥬
I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.
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Imagine the savings on grocery bills… and napkins! 🐍🍽️ #SnakeLife
Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.
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Sounds like the perfect socializing strategy! Santa's got the right idea— in and out with snacks and no awkward goodbyes! 🎅🎉🍪👋
Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.
Commentary:
In today’s episode of "I need stronger coffee," introducing Espresso Shotgun! 💥☕😁
I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.
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When did I sign up for a lifetime subscription to this needy biological Tamagotchi? 🙄🛁🍽️💤
I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.
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Feeling judged by someone who never even has to count calories 🤨🍕📖
“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.
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Guessing the animals are just mad they can't order kale sippers at the smoothie bar, Karen 🐄🥤🧀