39 Funny employment quotes

• I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

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  2 weeks ago

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• The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

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  2 weeks ago

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• No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

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  3 weeks ago

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• No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

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  3 weeks ago

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• The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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  3 weeks ago

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