27 Funny employment quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry LinkedIn, I may be open to snacks and naps, but work? That's a non-negotiable contract! 💼😂 #ProfessionalPriorities"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a Christmas party when you can have a solo dance party in your pajamas at home? 🎄💃 Can't argue with the perks of being self-employed! 😉 #PartyOfOne"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

  Commentary:
  "Applying for jobs is like getting dolled up for a blind date with a mysterious stranger who promises to be your dream partner! 🎭💼 You're all smiles and enthusiasm, hoping for a wonderful connection – but let's be real, sometimes you end up with a total mismatch! 😅🤝 #JobHuntDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic Catch-22 of job applications – it's like trying to choose your favorite ice cream flavor without ever tasting them 🍦😂 But hey, who knows, maybe you'll end up falling head over heels for a company you didn't even know existed! Life's full of surprises, after all. Just keep those cover letters sincere and the interview smiles genuine – you never know what magic could happen! ✨🤝 #JobSearchChronicles

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

  Commentary:
  Interviewer: Can I get you anything? 🧐
  Me: Yeah, a job! 💼💼 Guess I'll take the position of "Professional Sarcasm Provider"! 😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the secret to job security is intentionally terrible writing! 🤖💻 Embrace the typos, jumbled sentences, and nonsensical ramblings – your livelihood might just depend on it! Who knew that a mess of words could be your ticket to career longevity? 😂 #BadWritingChampion"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like the key to getting paid at an internship is having sticky fingers, eh? 🤑💼 Just kidding! Remember folks, the real treasure is the experience you gain along the way… but a decent stipend wouldn't hurt either! 😉💰 #InternLife"

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