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I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.
They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.
What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?
Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.
I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

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5 months ago
Share →: AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Commentary:
"Looks like the secret to job security is intentionally terrible writing! 🤖💻 Embrace the typos, jumbled sentences, and nonsensical ramblings – your livelihood might just depend on it! Who knew that a mess of words could be your ticket to career longevity? 😂 #BadWritingChampion"
5 months ago
Share →: An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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"Seems like the key to getting paid at an internship is having sticky fingers, eh? 🤑💼 Just kidding! Remember folks, the real treasure is the experience you gain along the way… but a decent stipend wouldn't hurt either! 😉💰 #InternLife"

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