76 Funny energy quotes

• Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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  2 weeks ago

  addiction, caffeine, crazy, drug, effect, energy, God, health, humor, just, negative, short, side, side effect, super, super drug

• Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

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  2 weeks ago

  battery, caffeine, coffee, craving, cutting, eat, energy, humor, i, need

• I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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  2 weeks ago

  away, connection, distance, energy, feel, humor, i, planets, vibe

• Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

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  2 weeks ago

  addiction, caffeine, chew, coffee, energy, enough, humor, i, line, need, power, power line

• The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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  2 weeks ago

  creativity, debauchery, energy, flair, fun, humor, mix, sin, sounds, synergy, word, wordplay, words, zest

• The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

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  2 weeks ago

  amount, days, energy, exhaustion, farm, fuel, humor, sigh, small, wind

• If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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  child, energy, first child, humor, nature, parenting, second, second child, sleep, trick, unpredictability

• A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

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  2 weeks ago

  another, chocolate, energy, enough, humor, indulgence, just, motivation, piece, snack, sweets, take, temptation

• I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

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  2 weeks ago

  anxiety, energy, engine, exhaustion, frustration, full, gas, hate, having, health, humor, i, mental, mental health, tank

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