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I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

Just landed via YouTube:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Seen just now on Discord:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Live now on WeChat:

I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

Going viral on Slack:

Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

Spotted on Slack:

The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Just shared via TikTok:

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

Just landed via Twitch:

The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

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Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

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You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Freshly posted on Discord:

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Making waves on Threads:

At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Just landed via YouTube:

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Trending via YouTube:

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

Just landed via Discord:

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

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