Funny errands quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

  Commentary:
  "Weekend fun: mastering the art of 'grocery cart drifting' and 'laundry Olympics'! 🛒🥇😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a wardrobe when you can have a pajama collection for every occasion? 🌟🛌 #PajamaChic #Fashionista"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic tale of sweet cravings and strategic spousal maneuvers! 🍩🏃‍♂️ Just remember, behind every great donut caper is a supportive partner reluctantly hiding the evidence. 😂 #TeamDonut"

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