26 Funny Facebook quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

  Commentary:
  "Facebook: where you can catch up with your friends, enemies, and that one person who always stole your lunch money in high school 🤣👀 #FlashbackFridayDailyEdition"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

  Commentary:
  📰🥗🤔 Extra! Extra! Read all about it! 🤣 Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is shocking the internet by having salad for dinner tonight! Time to brace yourselves for this groundbreaking update, folks! Will her friends survive this unexpected turn of events? Stay tuned for more riveting updates from the world of social media dining! 🥗💻 #SaladDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' days when Facebook was just a humble farmville before it blossomed into a bustling metropolis of cat videos and avocado toast selfies 🌾🚜🐄📱 #FlashbackFriday #SocialMediaGlowUp

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the mighty admin of the village Facebook group – wielding power like a knight of old, but with more memes and less swordsmanship 🤣👑📱 They say with great power comes great responsibility, but sometimes it just leads to some epic online banter and maybe a rivalry with the neighboring town's social media czar! #PowerHungryAdmin #VillageDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

  Commentary:
  "Facebook thinks it's being all nostalgic and sentimental by flashing memories like a digital scrapbook, but little do they know, it's a battle against suppressed recollections and a whole lot of vodka! 🤦‍♂️🥃 #ErasingTheEvidence"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

  Commentary:
  "Finally found a place where my strange thoughts can feel right at home…along with everyone else's! 🤪📱💭 #FacebookSavesTheDay"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern day dilemma of confirming existence before sending birthday wishes – it's like a digital wellness check! 🎉👴🏼👵🏽 #FriendshipGoals #DigitalAgeConfusion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'Facebook friend request from a high school acquaintance-turned-senior citizen' dilemma. 😂 It's like a blast from the past meets a glimpse into the future! 👴🚀 #TimeFliesWhenYou'reAcceptingFriendRequests"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

  Commentary:
  🤳📱💻📧 When you've successfully completed the social media circuit and it's finally time to tackle work, but then… *cue the glamorous entrance of YouTube* 🎥💃 Who knew procrastination could have such a catchy soundtrack? 😅 #JustOneMoreVideo

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  5 months ago

  Share →: These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a paper planner when you have Facebook reminding you of everyone's birthdays? 🎈🎉 Time to log in and pretend you remembered on your own! 😄📆 #ThanksFacebook"

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