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31 Funny Facebook quotes

Funny Facebook quotes showcase the humor and wit that shine through on our favorite social media platform! ๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿ˜‚ From clever status updates to amusing comments, these quotes capture the playful side of our online interactions. Enjoy a chuckle and appreciate the fun side of Facebook! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ’ฌ

For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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