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5 months ago
Share →: Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Commentary:
"Looks like Dry January couldn't weather the storm… Welcome to Sopping Wet February! ☔️💦 Who needs resolutions when you have raindrops to keep you hydrated, right? Let's make a splash this month! 🌧️💧"
5 months ago
Share →: I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

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"Who needs goodbyes when you can cha-cha away from negativity! 💃🕺 Good riddance, and hello to better vibes! 🤣👋 #DancingMyWayOut"
5 months ago
Share →: A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

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"Introducing Unhinged: where swiping right means swiping left hooks! 👊💔 Who needs dinner and a movie when you can fight for love instead? Ready, set, punch! 💥😂 #LoveAtFirstFight"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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"Who needs rizz when you've got snacks in your purse? 😂👜 Snack game strong, priorities on point! 🍿🍫 #SnackQueen #SnackGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

Commentary:
"Working from home: where reality takes a vacation and your sanity follows suit. 🏝️😅 #LostInMyOwnHouse"
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

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🥁💥 Just drumming away the haters like Phil Collins drums through that iconic drum break in 'In The Air Tonight'! 🥁🎶 Who needs negativity when you've got killer air-drumming skills to show off, right? 😉 Keep rockin' it, and don't let the haters stop your epic solo! 🤘 #DrummingThroughTheDrama
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Commentary:
"Apparently, mastering the Macarena doesn't come with a generous reward, unless you count confusing everyone at weddings as a valuable life skill 🕺🎶💃 #MacarenaFail"
5 months ago
Share →: Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

Commentary:
"Looks like we're ordering from the all-you-can-eat menu of chaos tonight 🍔🍕🍟 Better make sure our appetites can handle it! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

Commentary:
Well, isn't that the (back)breaking truth! 🙊💃 It seems like miracles happen when it's time for some romantic rendezvous, huh? Who knew that the power of love could heal all aches and pains! 🌟😂 Time to stock up on some romance for your chiropractic needs! 💖💆‍♂️ #LoveConquersBackPain
5 months ago
Share →: Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

Commentary:
"Life without flirting is like a pizza without toppings – plain and disappointing! 😉 Who knew a little banter could spice up our daily routine so much? Time to bring out those winks and charming smiles! 😏💫"